Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
with my Big-Ass Sword. With the party that I have assembled, I shall
defend the Ubiquitous Backwater Village from the Troop of Goblin
Raiders!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I am Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
and I shall provide the eye-candy, erm, I mean, fire support with my
trusty bow!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I am Typical Bespectacled Mage! With my
mastery over the arcane, I shall provide magic support to the party!
Taciturn Female Healer
And I am Taciturn Female Healer and I
shall do my best to support the party in their quest overcome this
threat to the Ubiquitous Backwater Village!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Explain to me something...
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Yes, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic
Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Why is Taciturn Female Healer dressed
in furs and leathers and wielding a two-handed ax that is larger than
her tiny frame?
Taciturn Female Healer
That's because instead of following the
hopes and dreams of my parents when they named me, I have decided to
become a Barbarian to smite great foes with raw strength!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
We have no Healer!!!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Worry not, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic
Grace. I have bought two Cases of Healing Potions with the advance
money I have received from the villagers.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's good to know.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Two cases should be just enough to meet
all my personal healing needs in this upcoming battle!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Could you see it in your heart to give
me a few bottles? Pretty please?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I wouldn't advise taking any of his
Healing Potions. He's the frontline fighter. If he falls, the Goblins
will be coming after you next.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
We need a Healer!!!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Tell me you've potions too.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman bought
me a case of potions. It should be more than enough for the upcoming
battle.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I supposed I could let you have a
couple. Here.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
These are Mana Potions!!!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
How many Healing Potions did that idiot
buy for you?
Taciturn Female Healer
I have four.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That many? How many would you need for
this battle? Is there any you can spare for me?
Taciturn Female Healer
With my large pool of Hit Points, I am
confident that I have more than enough Healing Potions for the
battle. I can give you one.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
... This is only a single bottle...
Taciturn Female Healer
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
only bought me four Bottles of Healing Potion.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
We definitely need a Healer!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Explain to me something...
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Well, I suppose I can answer a question
from an intellectual such as you.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
What did Cliched Spikey-Haired
Swordsman buy for you with our advance payment?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh, er, he bought me a full Quiver of
Arrows.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
And the Silver Hairpin!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Silver Hairpin? What stats does that
have?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Er...
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
She said it matches the Silver Clasp
that she asked me to buy for her cloak!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I see... and the stats?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
The Silver Hairpin gives +10 to
Charisma! The Silver Clasp gives +10 to Charisma! Together, they give
a set effect of an additional +10 to Charisma! What a bargain!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
They
look pretty.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I have no words for this...
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