Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
with my Big-Ass Sword. Having endured an interminable week of rest at
the Reasonably Comfortable Inn of Some Backwater Crossroad, my Hit
Points are renewed to its fullest capacity and I am again fit for
adventure. Today, shall I venture forth to explore a Dungeon with my
dear companions, who shall now introduce themselves!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I am Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
and after a week of inactivity, I am happy to finally be able to loot
gold again!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I am Typical Bespectacled Mage and I am
glad to finally see the end of a week of incessant whining. Also, why
are we introducing ourselves in such a cliched manner?
Taciturn Female Healer
I am Taciturn Female Healer and I say
cliched introductions are necessary to remind people that I'm classed
as a Barbarian!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
We still need a Healer!
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Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
By the good grace of Taciturn Female
Healer, we have in our possession a list of Dungeons situated close
to our location that we may visit upon our earliest convenience,
which is to say, at this very moment!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We should select a Dungeon to Raid.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Let's look at the first... Bloody Gorge
That Guarantees Jagged Death. Sounds ominous.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
The reason for that ominousness is likely because it's a high-level Dungeon for us!
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Typical Bespectacled Mage
Miasma-Filled Cave Of Deadly Purple
Ponies is no good either. That Dungeon is just too difficult for us.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's nearly an hour already, and we've
checked a total of four Dungeons already, and each and every one of
them were high-level Dungeons already.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We've been inspecting them in the order
on Taciturn Female Healer's list of Dungeons.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
This is suspicious... Taciturn Female
Healer, did you list all the high-level Dungeons first?
Taciturn Female Healer
Yes! We should try one and get lots of
Experience!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
And risk getting knocked Out again? No,
thanks! Let's skip to the middle of the list and choose one without
an ominous name!
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Typical Bespectacled Mage
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace,
that's the fourth Dungeon you've refused!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That one didn't promise good loot
either.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
If it did, it'd be so full of
adventuring parties that there'll be nothing left for us! We can't
just pick a Dungeon based on loot! Let's attempt the next Dungeon
that is at our level!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Next on the list, there is this... Not
Difficult Dungeon Under Renovation.
Taciturn Female Healer
And it just happens to be under
renovation. I don't think there'll be anyone to beat up.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Gah, okay, the next one after this!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
We have visited Another Dungeon Under
Renovation and have found the Dungeon to be under renovation and
unavailable for Raids. We have visited Yet Another Dungeon Under
Renovation to discover that it was under renovation. And we have
visited The Third Dungeon Under Renovation and it too was under
renovation!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Seriously, what are the chances that
the last few Dungeons that we find which are at our level are all
under renovation!?
Taciturn Female Healer
What about this Dungeon, Tame Mossy
Caverns Of Purple Flowers?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I observe that the Dungeon under
consideration does provide the right amount of challenge for the
level of our party!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Hmm... and it does have reasonable
amounts of loot, and it is open for business! Let's try this!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Just a minute. Who's the Dungeon Boss?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
The signboard at the front of the
Dungeon says it's Brawny Stone-Axed Brute, a Common Minotaur. Why?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh, nothing... just
making sure it isn't a female.
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