Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Gather around fellow heroes and listen
to my plan! Taciturn Female Healer and Typical Bespectacled Mage will
clear the path of Goblins so that I may confront the Goblin Warlord
who is their leader.
Taciturn Female Healer
Simple enough.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I shall do as you say.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
And I'll provide fire support?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
You, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic
Grace, shall be keeping all the females of the Troop of Goblin
Raiders engaged!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
What!? How!?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
All the females in the Troop of Goblin
Raiders shall be coming after you, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic
Grace, like a pack of wolves after a prey. Typical Bespectacled Mage,
that is still the plan of the Troop of Goblin Raiders, is it not?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, it certainly is.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
How do you know that!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I casted a Listen spell that let's me
listen in on the Troop of Goblin Raiders where they are gathering to
listen to Goblin Warlord's plans. Goblin Warlord will send all Female
Goblin Stabbers and all Female Goblin Archers after Gorgeous Lady
Archer of Epic Grace in order to maintain morale.
Goblin Warlord
Hey, Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman!
Can we start the next Round yet!?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Let it begin, Goblin Warlord!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Ah, wait!
Goblin Warlord
All Female Goblin Stabbers and all
Female Goblin Archers, after Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Taciturn Female Healer
Wow, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
can really run!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I agree with your assessment!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You still have one Case of Healing
Potions left, right?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I certainly still have one Case of
Healing Potions!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You could have given a few Bottles of
Healing Potion from that case to Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
since she is now attracting lots of aggro.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I dearly wish you had made that
excellent suggestion a little earlier.
Taciturn Female Healer
Hey, hey, we should beat up the Goblins
while they are watching their females run before they attack us while
we are watching our female run!!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Goblin Warlord! You shall now face
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman!
Goblin Warlord
Come, Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman!
The Ubiquitous Backwater Village cannot have paid you enough to meet
your doom!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I have equipped my party with the best
of equipment 200 gold pieces can afford! And I have spent 100 gold
pieces to provide food and lodgings for a whole week to improve
morale! In the end, I shall still have a profit of 200 gold pieces to
distribute to my party!
Goblin Warlord
What, 100 gold pieces on food and
lodgings? Really? You should come visit our Goblin Village Across The
Meadow. Lodgings are of fair quality and the cost for a party of four
shouldn't be more than 20 gold pieces. However, I can't say much
about the food.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
There is but one inn in Ubiquitous
Backwater Village and their prices are decidedly cutthroat! I suppose
I shall save 50 gold pieces if we lodge in the inn you have described
and then walk over to Ubiquitous Backwater Village for dinner.
Perhaps Goblin Warlord would like to share how much was spent on his
troops?
Goblin Warlord
Oh, I spent 600 gold pieces on Goblin
Stabbers - half of them male, half of them female. Equal
opportunities, mind you. I also paid 750 gold pieces on Goblin
Archers. Again 50-50 male-female ratio.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Ubiquitous Backwater Village at its
present state of development may only generate 1000 gold pieces a
week. And their coffers are less the amount they have paid us in
advance. You, sir, are running at a lost.
Goblin Warlord
Ah, but I plan on occupying the village
and collecting the gold generated each week. That would make me a
profit in the long run!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
That is indeed profitable. However, in
order to do as you say, you would need to maintain a guard on the
village.
Which I plan to do with the survivors
of this battle.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
At the rate that the battle is
progressing, shall I point out that Taciturn Female Healer and
Typical Bespectacled Mage appear to be on the verge of dispatching
all your males. You will not have enough to hold the village for long
with only the females!
Goblin Warlord
By the Toe-bones of the Greater Flame
Gargoyle, you're right! Sound the retreat!
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