Goblin Runner
I, Goblin Runner, arrive with a message
for the Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
with my Big-Ass Sword! Deliver your message, Goblin Runner!
Goblin Runner
Goblin Warlord sends you, Cliched
Spikey-Haired Swordsman, a reminder of our appointment on the field
of battle, of the Troop of Goblin Raiders against the Defenders of
Ubiquitous Backwater Village, this afternoon, on Meadow of Nothing
But Grass.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Please inform Goblin Warlord that my
party shall depart from this inn of Goblin Village Across The Meadow
immediately after lunch. If Goblin Warlord is departing at the same
time, mayhap we shall make the journey together!
Goblin Runner
I shall relay the message of Cliched
Spikey-Haired Swordsman to Goblin Warlord!
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Goblin Runner
I, Goblin Runner, also have a message
for the Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I am Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
and you may admire my shining beauty!
Goblin Runner
Goblin Warlord sends a reminder that
you Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace still owe him 100 gold pieces
from last night's card game. If you do not settle the debt by lunch,
Goblin Warlord shall field only females for today's battle!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Erm, Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman! I
am feeling unwell! Can I sit this battle out?
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