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| Crafting with no Refined Items |
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| Crafting with one Refined Item |
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| Crafting with two Refined Items |
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| Crafting with three Refined Items |
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Saturday, January 26, 2013
The Grinns Tale: Crafting with Refined Items
The Grinns Tale: Contents
Thursday, January 24, 2013
The Grinns Tale: Honored Sultan Set (0.6.22)
Today, I completed the Honored Sultan Set for the Cleric. It took a long time to collect this Tier 5 Set.
The Honored Sultan Set has a little more Attack and a Health bonus. It still is a little inferior to the unrefined Tier 6 Zebra Print Set, though.
Today, I also received the following as a reward from the Daily Quest:
Looks like Daily Quest is not a waste of time after all!
The Grinns Tale: Contents
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| Honored Sultan Set (0.6.22) |
Today, I also received the following as a reward from the Daily Quest:
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| 10 Pramins! (0.6.22) |
The Grinns Tale: Contents
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Buddy Rush: January 2013 Attendance Reward, Take 2
The recent problem was fixed. Let's do this again.
The 20-day attendance reward for January 2013 is a Snake Hat.
The Snake Hat, which looks more like a snake, gives Att +2%.
I tried on Ready Nagne, who had the Turkey on.
It looked like a snake was peeking out of the turkey.
Looks like Hungry Betty Junior has a pet snake.
Buddy Rush: Contents
The 20-day attendance reward for January 2013 is a Snake Hat.
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| 20-day Attendance Reward |
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| Snake Hat |
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| Ready Nagne with Snake Hat and Turkey. |
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| Hungry Betty Junior with Snake Hat. |
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| "Let's go see if we can scare Genzir the Storm with this." |
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| "It's useful on missions too!" |
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Buddy Rush: January 2013 Attendance Reward
The 20-day attendance reward for January 2013 is:
This has so been done before.
Update 22 January 2013:
Rumor has it that people who completed the 20-day attendance on the 21st received a Snake Hat instead. People are already complaining about it. We shall see if there is any official statement concerning this.
... And I just read an official statement saying that they've fixed this and the correct rewards will be sent shortly.
... And I just received the Snake Hat. So let's try this again.
(By the way, the Santablin doll is still there.)
Buddy Rush: Contents
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| Another one!? |
Update 22 January 2013:
Rumor has it that people who completed the 20-day attendance on the 21st received a Snake Hat instead. People are already complaining about it. We shall see if there is any official statement concerning this.
... And I just read an official statement saying that they've fixed this and the correct rewards will be sent shortly.
... And I just received the Snake Hat. So let's try this again.
(By the way, the Santablin doll is still there.)
Buddy Rush: Contents
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Buddy Rush: Arena Season 2 Reward
At the start of Arena Season 2, it had been announced that it shall be done similarly to Season 1. That is, players will receive rewards based on their ranking in the Arena. Thus, I had steadily been building my honor over the year (2012) to arrive with a rank in the 1800s and an honor of above 11k. 11k seems like a small number compared to the 6-digit honor some people managed to get.
I took advantage of the Arena Burning Event to collect more honor. The event was held between 28 December 2012 to 6 January 2013 when honor awarded was doubled. Working very hard, I increased my honor to 17751 and my rank to 1180 by the last day of Season 2, which was on 6 January.
Unfortunately, my effort was totally useless since the Arena rewards were as the following:
1-100 => Purple profile frame + Accessory (Wings of the Gladiator)
101-300 => Red profile frame + Accessory (Wings of the Fighter)
301-1000 => Blue profile frame + Accessory (Wings of Honor A)
1001-2000 => Green profile frame + Accessory (Wings of Honor B)
2001-5000 => White profile frame + Accessory (Wings of Honor C)
After much delay because of unforeseen technical problems, I received today the Wings of Honor B.
The Wings matches Silver-eyed Bullseye's costume, so I equipped it on him.
Buddy Rush: Contents
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| l33t ranking doesn't compare much to 6-digit honors. |
Unfortunately, my effort was totally useless since the Arena rewards were as the following:
1-100 => Purple profile frame + Accessory (Wings of the Gladiator)
101-300 => Red profile frame + Accessory (Wings of the Fighter)
301-1000 => Blue profile frame + Accessory (Wings of Honor A)
1001-2000 => Green profile frame + Accessory (Wings of Honor B)
2001-5000 => White profile frame + Accessory (Wings of Honor C)
After much delay because of unforeseen technical problems, I received today the Wings of Honor B.
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| Arena Season 2 reward. |
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| Silver-eyed Bullseye has a lot on his back. |
Buddy Rush: Contents
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| Silver-eyed Bullseye back from a Mission with his new wings. |
Saturday, January 12, 2013
The Grinns Tale: Zweihander Set (0.6.22)
I just completed the Zweihander Set for the Knight:
The complete Zweihander Set gives immunity to Scald. That means the Defense of the Grinn with the set cannot be reduced. This is great, except for the fact that the Zweihander set has sacrificed Defense and Health for additional Attack and Speed.
Compared to the Veteran Mountain Guard Set, the Zweihander Set deals more damage at the expense of the ability to tank. The Zweihander Set in the screenshot is the unrefined version (partly). There is likely a Refined version because of the presence of the Refined Zweihander Armor in the screenshot above.
I found all three pieces of the Zweihander Set in Treasure Chests in the Grinnfinite Dungeon. It is possible that they are also available from named baddies in that dungeon since my Beastiary on those creatures are not complete.
Update 4 February 2013:
A screenshot of the Zweihander Set against Scald:
The Grinns Tale: Contents
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| Zweihander Set (0.6.22) |
Compared to the Veteran Mountain Guard Set, the Zweihander Set deals more damage at the expense of the ability to tank. The Zweihander Set in the screenshot is the unrefined version (partly). There is likely a Refined version because of the presence of the Refined Zweihander Armor in the screenshot above.
I found all three pieces of the Zweihander Set in Treasure Chests in the Grinnfinite Dungeon. It is possible that they are also available from named baddies in that dungeon since my Beastiary on those creatures are not complete.
Update 4 February 2013:
A screenshot of the Zweihander Set against Scald:
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| Can't stick tongue because the helmet covers the face. |
The Grinns Tale: Contents
Sunday, January 6, 2013
The Grinns Tale: Rogue Set (0.6.21)
Today, I have completed the Rogue set for the Adventurer.
Among the bonuses given by the complete set is immunity to the effects of Shock. That makes the Rogue Set good against Grander Ghost.
The stats of the Rogue Set are not as impressive as those of the Monkey Business Formal Set or even the Silent Shadower Set. However, the Rogue Set shown above is the unrefined version. There should be a Refined version as I have found the Refined Rogue Turban (shown to the right of the screenshot above).
I completed the Rogue Set by exploring the Grinnfinite Dungeon. The Rogue Turban is a drop from Sweeper Stu. The Rogue Shirt can be obtained from Randy Rockskin while the Rogue Dagger can be found on Finneas Fault. I looted the Refined Rogue Turban from a chest in the Grinnfinite Dungeon.
Update 19 January 2013:
Here is the Rogue Set in action:
The Grinns Tale: Contents
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| Rogue Set (0.6.21) |
The stats of the Rogue Set are not as impressive as those of the Monkey Business Formal Set or even the Silent Shadower Set. However, the Rogue Set shown above is the unrefined version. There should be a Refined version as I have found the Refined Rogue Turban (shown to the right of the screenshot above).
I completed the Rogue Set by exploring the Grinnfinite Dungeon. The Rogue Turban is a drop from Sweeper Stu. The Rogue Shirt can be obtained from Randy Rockskin while the Rogue Dagger can be found on Finneas Fault. I looted the Refined Rogue Turban from a chest in the Grinnfinite Dungeon.
Update 19 January 2013:
Here is the Rogue Set in action:
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| It case it isn't obvious, Liz has the Rogue Set equipped. (0.6.22) |
The Grinns Tale: Contents
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Buddy Rush: Centurion's Equip (1.7.3)
Centurion's equipment can be easily farmed from Challenge by completing 25 challenges. Unfortunately, having all four Red versions of the equipment does not form a set.
Buddy Rush: Contents
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| Centurion's Sword |
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| Centurion's Shield |
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| Centurion's Armor |
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| Centurion's Helm |
Friday, January 4, 2013
Dungeon Raid, Interlude
Hello, this is Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace and welcome to the Narration Room. It's the end of another story and it's time for the celebratory chocolate cake!
You would think that with so little work on such a short story, I would get to eat chocolate cake more often but it is not so. Apparently, there is a lot of work to be done by the script writers. I talked with a few of them the other day and they explained the process to me.
You see, Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much packs more plot per word than the usual stories. That means that the writers have to squeeze in more details with less words. Because of this, the writers have to carefully consider each word used for the best effect.
Then we actresses and actors have the simple job of reading them out loud. Of course, with the proper intonation but we're professionals - it's second nature for us.
That's it for this Interlude.
Okay, chocolate cake time!
***
Part 7: The Boss, Round 2
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
You would think that with so little work on such a short story, I would get to eat chocolate cake more often but it is not so. Apparently, there is a lot of work to be done by the script writers. I talked with a few of them the other day and they explained the process to me.
You see, Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much packs more plot per word than the usual stories. That means that the writers have to squeeze in more details with less words. Because of this, the writers have to carefully consider each word used for the best effect.
Then we actresses and actors have the simple job of reading them out loud. Of course, with the proper intonation but we're professionals - it's second nature for us.
That's it for this Interlude.
Okay, chocolate cake time!
***
Part 7: The Boss, Round 2
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
Dungeon Raid, Part 7: The Boss, Round 2
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Thus are we gathered to plan our fight in the coming Round! Lithe Silverbow Naga is certain to organize her Common Poisonous Snakes to prevent myself and Taciturn Female Healer from engaging her in direct combat! Typical Bespectacled Mage, perhaps your spells may deplete her low amount of remaining Hit Points despite her high Magic Defense?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I could try but Lithe Silverbow Naga is likely to have some way of regaining Hit Points.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Sorely do I wish that my companion, Typical Bespectacled Mage, could cast a Listen spell to eavesdrop on the plans of Lithe Silverbow Naga!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I could cast the spell but there's nothing to listen to since they're not discussing anything on the other side.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
This is boring waiting for people to talk. Then it'll be boring waiting for them to fight. Being Out is boring. Boring, boring, boring!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I can use my Shield spell to provide some cover from Lithe Silverbow Naga's sniping.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then we shall force our way through to the Boss!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, but if we're advancing rapidly, I'm worried about our rear. I make a poor guard for the rear and I can't use my Shield to protect both the back and the front.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
The defense of our rear may be entrusted to our common companion, Taciturn Female Healer!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We need her to take Lithe Silverbow Naga down.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
... Forgive me if I am mistaken, but are you suggesting that the leader be at the rear again?
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Explain to me something...
Typical Bespectacled Mage
If I may.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You can use the Shield spell to reduce damage from that Boss' sniping?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Could you not have used it to protect me while I was under attack earlier!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Hmm... I guess it didn't cross my mind.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It... what!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Anyway, you were out of range for the spell to be effective.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Well, that was an easy enough fight. There were not many Common Poisonous Snakes left. And Lithe Silverbow Naga was indeed low on Hit Points.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
As soon as the contents of the Battlefield Treasure Chest have been secured, we shall claim this battle!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Must be easy for you since I've set off most of the traps near the treasure.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Taciturn Female Healer, may I inquire as to your status?
Taciturn Female Healer
I'm fine! Last Common Poisonous Snake is doing less damage to me than I can regenerate, even with poison!
Last Common Poisonous Snake
It bites being weak and alone with a gigantic ax over my head! Can't complain about the Experience Points, though.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh goody, we've looted the chest and won the fight! What's in the chest?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Indeed, we have won the fight and have claimed our prize, the Charmed Dagger of Accuracy!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
A Dagger!? Do any of us use Daggers!?
Taciturn Female Healer
I do! I always keep one for foes with high Agility!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
This Boss Fight sucks. I didn't gain a single Experience Point! Does the Booty we received from winning the fight have anything useful?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I do declare that our Booty is a sizable amount of gold and a Keenly Charged Knife!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Another Dagger!? This Dungeon is so going to get a one-star rating from me!
***
Part 6: The Boss
Interlude
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
Thus are we gathered to plan our fight in the coming Round! Lithe Silverbow Naga is certain to organize her Common Poisonous Snakes to prevent myself and Taciturn Female Healer from engaging her in direct combat! Typical Bespectacled Mage, perhaps your spells may deplete her low amount of remaining Hit Points despite her high Magic Defense?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I could try but Lithe Silverbow Naga is likely to have some way of regaining Hit Points.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Sorely do I wish that my companion, Typical Bespectacled Mage, could cast a Listen spell to eavesdrop on the plans of Lithe Silverbow Naga!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I could cast the spell but there's nothing to listen to since they're not discussing anything on the other side.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
This is boring waiting for people to talk. Then it'll be boring waiting for them to fight. Being Out is boring. Boring, boring, boring!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I can use my Shield spell to provide some cover from Lithe Silverbow Naga's sniping.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then we shall force our way through to the Boss!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, but if we're advancing rapidly, I'm worried about our rear. I make a poor guard for the rear and I can't use my Shield to protect both the back and the front.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
The defense of our rear may be entrusted to our common companion, Taciturn Female Healer!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We need her to take Lithe Silverbow Naga down.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
... Forgive me if I am mistaken, but are you suggesting that the leader be at the rear again?
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Explain to me something...
Typical Bespectacled Mage
If I may.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You can use the Shield spell to reduce damage from that Boss' sniping?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Could you not have used it to protect me while I was under attack earlier!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Hmm... I guess it didn't cross my mind.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It... what!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Anyway, you were out of range for the spell to be effective.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Well, that was an easy enough fight. There were not many Common Poisonous Snakes left. And Lithe Silverbow Naga was indeed low on Hit Points.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
As soon as the contents of the Battlefield Treasure Chest have been secured, we shall claim this battle!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Must be easy for you since I've set off most of the traps near the treasure.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Taciturn Female Healer, may I inquire as to your status?
Taciturn Female Healer
I'm fine! Last Common Poisonous Snake is doing less damage to me than I can regenerate, even with poison!
Last Common Poisonous Snake
It bites being weak and alone with a gigantic ax over my head! Can't complain about the Experience Points, though.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh goody, we've looted the chest and won the fight! What's in the chest?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Indeed, we have won the fight and have claimed our prize, the Charmed Dagger of Accuracy!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
A Dagger!? Do any of us use Daggers!?
Taciturn Female Healer
I do! I always keep one for foes with high Agility!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
This Boss Fight sucks. I didn't gain a single Experience Point! Does the Booty we received from winning the fight have anything useful?
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I do declare that our Booty is a sizable amount of gold and a Keenly Charged Knife!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Another Dagger!? This Dungeon is so going to get a one-star rating from me!
***
Part 6: The Boss
Interlude
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
Dungeon Raid, Part 6: The Boss
Taciturn Female Healer
At last, we meet the Dungeon Boss! I hope it'll be a good fight!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Hey, you aren't Brawny Stone-Axed Brute!!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Sorry to disappoint you, honey, but Brawny Stone-Axed Brute has taken the day off. I'll be your Dungeon Boss for today.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
But the signboard in front said that the Dungeon Boss is Brawny Stone-Axed Brute!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Oh dear, someone forgot to update the signboard again.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh no, the Boss is a female! She's going to go aggro all over me!!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, I'll attack as I see fit.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Huh, why not!? You're female, right?
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Don't flatter yourself, honey. Your beauty won't drive me into a single-minded rage for I have a greater Charisma score than you. Barely.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Okay, it's four of us against one Boss, we can do this!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Have you taken into consideration that Battlefield Treasure Chest?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
We'll just loot the goodies after we win!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, it's a Battlefield Treasure Chest, it can only be looted during the battle.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Okay, this is an unexpected stumbling block.
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
And thus is our party to be divided by the presence of a Battlefield Treasure Chest perched on a ledge on one end with the Dungeon Boss, Lithe Silverbow Naga, awaiting us at the edge opposing!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's assuming that the chest has something of value. Remember all that less than precious stuff we've looted so far.
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, according to The Rules, a Battlefield Treasure Chest must contain something of value.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Alas, our poor party is to be divided by the appearance of a Battlefield Treasure Chest! Ugh, formal speech. You guys have infected me!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Couldn't we go after the treasure as a group?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Lithe Silverbow Naga's primary weapon appears to be a longbow of some sort. She'll snipe at us if we were to move towards the Battlefield Treasure Chest.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I guess you guys should handle her while I go after the treasure. I'm the fastest after all.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I agree. You certainly have a lot of practice in that department.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
What was that?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Nothing.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Enough talk, let's put our plan into action!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
With my companions, Typical Bespectacled Mage and Taciturn Female Healer, I shall charge the Dungeon Boss Lithe Silverbow Naga!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
And I'll go after the beautiful treasure!
Taciturn Female Healer
We charge!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Come forth my minions!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Wait, she wasn't alone!?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Confound it, Lithe Silverbow Naga has high Magic Defense! Though I'm still getting Experience Points for attacking her. Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace, haven't you looted the chest yet?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's on a ledge at the edge of the map, and someone laid traps all around it! And quit sniping at me, Ms Dungeon Boss. Didn't you say you won't attack me!?
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, I said I'll attack as I see fit.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Lithe Silverbow Naga is resistant to my spells. Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman and Taciturn Female Healer are engaged with a mass of Common Poisonous Snakes...
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Pardon me, but did you mention that these are Common Poisonous Snakes? To your knowledge, what is the possibility that these Common Poisonous Snakes are poisonous?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'd say definitely so.
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Woe is me! The agony brought about by the venom of the Common Poisonous Snakes do indeed drain my supply of Healing Potions and thus must I request aid from Typical Bespectacled Mage!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
At least the Common Poisonous Snakes are not resistant to magic. Taciturn Female Healer, do you need spell-support?
Taciturn Female Healer
Slash, hack, WHEE!!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I guess not.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Will someone just do something about that irritating sniper!? Ow, another trap!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Finally, I'm on the ledge! With the Battlefield Treasure Chest! And the Mega-Explosive Trap that I failed to notice earlier! Oh oh...
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace is Out!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Am I to believe my ears that our Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace had met her doom in a common trap?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
No, she survived the explosion from the trap.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
And that trap wasn't 'common'!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
It was an arrow from Lithe Silverbow Naga that did her in.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's why I said to do something about her! I hate everyone!!!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
We have vanquished enough Common Poisonous Snakes to clear a path to Lithe Silverbow Naga! Taciturn Female Healer, we must charge the Dungeon Boss before she brings her lethal bow to bear!
Taciturn Female Healer
Okay!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Meanwhile, Typical Bespectacled Mage, I would appreciate your assistance greatly in keeping the remnants of the Common Poisonous Snakes away from Taciturn Female Healer and I!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Uh, me on my own against a swarm of little melee units?
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Beware, Taciturn Female Healer, for we know not what cunning tricks Lithe Silverbow Naga may conceal until she sets them upon us when we enter into direct combat with her!
Taciturn Female Healer
Er, could one of those tricks possibly be slithering away from us at top speed?
***
Taciturn Female Healer
It was a good idea to split up so we could trap Lithe Silverbow Naga! Now we've entered into melee combat with her!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Is my prowess truly superior that this fight is easier than imagined?
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Ugh. Don't flatter yourself, darling. I excel at range, not melee.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Would my fellow party members mind stepping up their efforts with their easy fight? I'm being chased by the Common Poisonous Snakes!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Now you know how I feel most of the time!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
At last, victory is at hand! With this final blow I shall declare victory over-
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Round end. Sorry, darling.
***
Part 5: The Interim
Part 7: The Boss, Round 2
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
At last, we meet the Dungeon Boss! I hope it'll be a good fight!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Hey, you aren't Brawny Stone-Axed Brute!!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Sorry to disappoint you, honey, but Brawny Stone-Axed Brute has taken the day off. I'll be your Dungeon Boss for today.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
But the signboard in front said that the Dungeon Boss is Brawny Stone-Axed Brute!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Oh dear, someone forgot to update the signboard again.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh no, the Boss is a female! She's going to go aggro all over me!!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, I'll attack as I see fit.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Huh, why not!? You're female, right?
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Don't flatter yourself, honey. Your beauty won't drive me into a single-minded rage for I have a greater Charisma score than you. Barely.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Okay, it's four of us against one Boss, we can do this!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Have you taken into consideration that Battlefield Treasure Chest?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
We'll just loot the goodies after we win!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, it's a Battlefield Treasure Chest, it can only be looted during the battle.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Okay, this is an unexpected stumbling block.
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
And thus is our party to be divided by the presence of a Battlefield Treasure Chest perched on a ledge on one end with the Dungeon Boss, Lithe Silverbow Naga, awaiting us at the edge opposing!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's assuming that the chest has something of value. Remember all that less than precious stuff we've looted so far.
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, according to The Rules, a Battlefield Treasure Chest must contain something of value.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Alas, our poor party is to be divided by the appearance of a Battlefield Treasure Chest! Ugh, formal speech. You guys have infected me!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Couldn't we go after the treasure as a group?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Lithe Silverbow Naga's primary weapon appears to be a longbow of some sort. She'll snipe at us if we were to move towards the Battlefield Treasure Chest.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I guess you guys should handle her while I go after the treasure. I'm the fastest after all.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I agree. You certainly have a lot of practice in that department.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
What was that?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Nothing.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Enough talk, let's put our plan into action!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
With my companions, Typical Bespectacled Mage and Taciturn Female Healer, I shall charge the Dungeon Boss Lithe Silverbow Naga!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
And I'll go after the beautiful treasure!
Taciturn Female Healer
We charge!
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Come forth my minions!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Wait, she wasn't alone!?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Confound it, Lithe Silverbow Naga has high Magic Defense! Though I'm still getting Experience Points for attacking her. Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace, haven't you looted the chest yet?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's on a ledge at the edge of the map, and someone laid traps all around it! And quit sniping at me, Ms Dungeon Boss. Didn't you say you won't attack me!?
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Honey, I said I'll attack as I see fit.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Lithe Silverbow Naga is resistant to my spells. Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman and Taciturn Female Healer are engaged with a mass of Common Poisonous Snakes...
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Pardon me, but did you mention that these are Common Poisonous Snakes? To your knowledge, what is the possibility that these Common Poisonous Snakes are poisonous?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'd say definitely so.
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Woe is me! The agony brought about by the venom of the Common Poisonous Snakes do indeed drain my supply of Healing Potions and thus must I request aid from Typical Bespectacled Mage!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
At least the Common Poisonous Snakes are not resistant to magic. Taciturn Female Healer, do you need spell-support?
Taciturn Female Healer
Slash, hack, WHEE!!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I guess not.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Will someone just do something about that irritating sniper!? Ow, another trap!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Finally, I'm on the ledge! With the Battlefield Treasure Chest! And the Mega-Explosive Trap that I failed to notice earlier! Oh oh...
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace is Out!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Am I to believe my ears that our Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace had met her doom in a common trap?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
No, she survived the explosion from the trap.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
And that trap wasn't 'common'!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
It was an arrow from Lithe Silverbow Naga that did her in.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's why I said to do something about her! I hate everyone!!!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
We have vanquished enough Common Poisonous Snakes to clear a path to Lithe Silverbow Naga! Taciturn Female Healer, we must charge the Dungeon Boss before she brings her lethal bow to bear!
Taciturn Female Healer
Okay!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Meanwhile, Typical Bespectacled Mage, I would appreciate your assistance greatly in keeping the remnants of the Common Poisonous Snakes away from Taciturn Female Healer and I!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Uh, me on my own against a swarm of little melee units?
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Beware, Taciturn Female Healer, for we know not what cunning tricks Lithe Silverbow Naga may conceal until she sets them upon us when we enter into direct combat with her!
Taciturn Female Healer
Er, could one of those tricks possibly be slithering away from us at top speed?
***
Taciturn Female Healer
It was a good idea to split up so we could trap Lithe Silverbow Naga! Now we've entered into melee combat with her!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Is my prowess truly superior that this fight is easier than imagined?
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Ugh. Don't flatter yourself, darling. I excel at range, not melee.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Would my fellow party members mind stepping up their efforts with their easy fight? I'm being chased by the Common Poisonous Snakes!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Now you know how I feel most of the time!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
At last, victory is at hand! With this final blow I shall declare victory over-
Lithe Silverbow Naga
Round end. Sorry, darling.
***
Part 5: The Interim
Part 7: The Boss, Round 2
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Dungeon Raid, Part 5: The Interim
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That was the most refreshing battle! The Booty was good! I even gained a few Experience Points, right at the very end...
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I agree with your observation. I've gained two levels from that fight!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Similarly have I advanced by two levels. It was indeed a glorious fight and I welcome the rewards that we have won!
Taciturn Female Healer
And I gained three levels!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait a minute! I didn't even gain a single level!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
In order to assess the readiness of our party, I hereby propose that we conduct a thorough check of our supplies that we may be prepared for our venture deeper into the Dungeon in search of the Dungeon Boss and a heroic battle!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Wholeheartedly am I in concurrence with that suggestion! I hereby report that my stock of supplies consists of 14 Cases of Mana Potions!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You guys are lapsing into formal speech again.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Similarly shall I announce that I have in my possession 28 Cases of Healing Potions! I shall now inquire as to the state of your supply of consumables, my fellow companion, Taciturn Female Healer.
Taciturn Female Healer
My supply consists of 12 Bottles of Healing Potions with which I am ready to do battle again!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Ugh, formal speech, the bane of my existence. Oh, um, I've 4 Quivers of Arrows and 6 Cases of Healing Potions. We should keep a lookout for more supplies. And Ambushes, not that that'll do us any good.
***
Taciturn Female Healer
Ambush Round!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You don't have to be so dramatic. I mean, we're just 'Ambushing' a conveniently-placed Treasure Chest in the middle of a corridor.
Taciturn Female Healer
Don't you mean 'suspiciously-placed'?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
What do you mean-!? MUMMY~!!!
Taciturn Female Healer
You really should always check if the Treasure Chest is some sort of disguised monster.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
One beaten-up Chest-trap Beast later and we've found another Treasure Chest. And yes, I've checked that it isn't a disguised baddie!
Taciturn Female Healer
Did you check for traps?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Check for what-!? MUMMY~!!!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
After all that pain and trouble, that Treasure Chest had only 2 Cases of Healing Potions!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
These Cases are a great boon with which to replenish our supplies!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
There's not even gold!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Don't complain. It's not like we can use gold to heal our wounds or defeat our enemies right now.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's the fourth Treasure Chest and it contained only supplies!
Taciturn Female Healer
I wish there were more fights.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This Dungeon does seem unbalanced with all the fights first and the Treasure Chests later.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I want GOLD! And this Dungeon shouldn't be called 'Tame Mossy Caverns Of Purple Flowers' - I haven't seen a single Purple Flower at all! This Dungeon is so going to get a 1-star rating!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This is the last door. The Dungeon Boss should be waiting beyond.
Taciturn Female Healer
Finally! I haven't fought anything since the Chest-trap Beast after the Mid-Boss!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I was already getting bored. There'd better be some good gold Booty from the Boss. This is the worst Dungeon Raid ever!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Pardon me, but isn't this your only Dungeon Raid ever?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
So it is.
***
Part 4: The Mid-Boss, Round 2+
Part 6: The Boss
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
That was the most refreshing battle! The Booty was good! I even gained a few Experience Points, right at the very end...
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I agree with your observation. I've gained two levels from that fight!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Similarly have I advanced by two levels. It was indeed a glorious fight and I welcome the rewards that we have won!
Taciturn Female Healer
And I gained three levels!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait a minute! I didn't even gain a single level!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
In order to assess the readiness of our party, I hereby propose that we conduct a thorough check of our supplies that we may be prepared for our venture deeper into the Dungeon in search of the Dungeon Boss and a heroic battle!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Wholeheartedly am I in concurrence with that suggestion! I hereby report that my stock of supplies consists of 14 Cases of Mana Potions!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You guys are lapsing into formal speech again.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Similarly shall I announce that I have in my possession 28 Cases of Healing Potions! I shall now inquire as to the state of your supply of consumables, my fellow companion, Taciturn Female Healer.
Taciturn Female Healer
My supply consists of 12 Bottles of Healing Potions with which I am ready to do battle again!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Ugh, formal speech, the bane of my existence. Oh, um, I've 4 Quivers of Arrows and 6 Cases of Healing Potions. We should keep a lookout for more supplies. And Ambushes, not that that'll do us any good.
***
Taciturn Female Healer
Ambush Round!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You don't have to be so dramatic. I mean, we're just 'Ambushing' a conveniently-placed Treasure Chest in the middle of a corridor.
Taciturn Female Healer
Don't you mean 'suspiciously-placed'?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
What do you mean-!? MUMMY~!!!
Taciturn Female Healer
You really should always check if the Treasure Chest is some sort of disguised monster.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
One beaten-up Chest-trap Beast later and we've found another Treasure Chest. And yes, I've checked that it isn't a disguised baddie!
Taciturn Female Healer
Did you check for traps?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Check for what-!? MUMMY~!!!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
After all that pain and trouble, that Treasure Chest had only 2 Cases of Healing Potions!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
These Cases are a great boon with which to replenish our supplies!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
There's not even gold!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Don't complain. It's not like we can use gold to heal our wounds or defeat our enemies right now.
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's the fourth Treasure Chest and it contained only supplies!
Taciturn Female Healer
I wish there were more fights.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This Dungeon does seem unbalanced with all the fights first and the Treasure Chests later.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I want GOLD! And this Dungeon shouldn't be called 'Tame Mossy Caverns Of Purple Flowers' - I haven't seen a single Purple Flower at all! This Dungeon is so going to get a 1-star rating!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This is the last door. The Dungeon Boss should be waiting beyond.
Taciturn Female Healer
Finally! I haven't fought anything since the Chest-trap Beast after the Mid-Boss!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I was already getting bored. There'd better be some good gold Booty from the Boss. This is the worst Dungeon Raid ever!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Pardon me, but isn't this your only Dungeon Raid ever?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
So it is.
***
Part 4: The Mid-Boss, Round 2+
Part 6: The Boss
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Dungeon Raid, Part 4: The Mid-Boss, Round 2+
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
With the first Round ended, I am gathered with my dear companions to discuss our plan against the opposing forces of the Mid-Boss when the battle begins anew! I must comment that it is most fortuitous that we have survived thus far!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Speak for yourself, I've downed five Bottles of Healing Potions.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
And I have consumed a total of five Cases of Healing Potions!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Okay, you win.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
The main problem is that the Stunning Roar of Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian is a physical attack. My resistance against physical is bad, especially considering our differences in level, stats and class.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Is that in accordance with the plan of Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
It would seem. He hasn't realized that I had cast a Listen spell to listen in on his plans. He's also sending his Trolls and Goblins after me, well, those who aren't going to disobey and chase after Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace anyway.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Eek.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
This is a most difficult fight we shall soon face.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Why don't we just go back to the original plan? Let Taciturn Female Healer handle the big guy. Her Physical Attack may just be enough to beat that guy's Physical Defense.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
But a leader should face the leader of the opposition!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh jeez. You're already losing to a dude wearing pink armor. It can't get any worse if you've a little girl going up against that big dude in your stead.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Am I, the fearless leader, to be replaced by a little girl!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I think it just got worse. Thanks for pointing that out for him.
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Are my worthy opponents ready to start the second Round?
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
We most certainly are!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then let us begin!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Everyone, charge as planned!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Here they come...
Taciturn Female Healer
And there they go after Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This is relaxing. Simply blasting away and raking up Experience Points. I'm getting bored with Fire. I think I'll switch over to the Lightning Spell.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I do agree that it is somewhat soothing to swing my Big-Ass Sword and gain Experience Points without strenuous effort on my part!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Would you two put more effort into it and help me!? The gals are still chasing me and I'm not going to get any Experience if I don't shoot someone!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's the middle of Round 4 and they're still chasing me! Isn't anyone going to help!?
Taciturn Female Healer
I'll help!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait, weren't you fighting the big bad guy?
Taciturn Female Healer
Oh, I'm done with that.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You've won!? How are we going to sponge off bonus Experience Points if you've beaten Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian!?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Speak for yourself, I've received hardly any Experience Points!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You can't seriously be done with Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian already!?
Taciturn Female Healer
I'm indeed done with him.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
How did you defeat Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian so quickly?
Taciturn Female Healer
It's Round 4.
Almost KO-ed Troll
Look, I know you hero-types are winning, but we're still in a fight here. Would you people just stop talking so much and finish us off!?
***
Part 3: The Mid-Boss
Part 5: The Interim
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
With the first Round ended, I am gathered with my dear companions to discuss our plan against the opposing forces of the Mid-Boss when the battle begins anew! I must comment that it is most fortuitous that we have survived thus far!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Speak for yourself, I've downed five Bottles of Healing Potions.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
And I have consumed a total of five Cases of Healing Potions!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Okay, you win.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
The main problem is that the Stunning Roar of Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian is a physical attack. My resistance against physical is bad, especially considering our differences in level, stats and class.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Is that in accordance with the plan of Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
It would seem. He hasn't realized that I had cast a Listen spell to listen in on his plans. He's also sending his Trolls and Goblins after me, well, those who aren't going to disobey and chase after Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace anyway.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Eek.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
This is a most difficult fight we shall soon face.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Why don't we just go back to the original plan? Let Taciturn Female Healer handle the big guy. Her Physical Attack may just be enough to beat that guy's Physical Defense.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
But a leader should face the leader of the opposition!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh jeez. You're already losing to a dude wearing pink armor. It can't get any worse if you've a little girl going up against that big dude in your stead.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Am I, the fearless leader, to be replaced by a little girl!?
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I think it just got worse. Thanks for pointing that out for him.
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Are my worthy opponents ready to start the second Round?
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
We most certainly are!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then let us begin!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Everyone, charge as planned!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Here they come...
Taciturn Female Healer
And there they go after Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This is relaxing. Simply blasting away and raking up Experience Points. I'm getting bored with Fire. I think I'll switch over to the Lightning Spell.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I do agree that it is somewhat soothing to swing my Big-Ass Sword and gain Experience Points without strenuous effort on my part!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Would you two put more effort into it and help me!? The gals are still chasing me and I'm not going to get any Experience if I don't shoot someone!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's the middle of Round 4 and they're still chasing me! Isn't anyone going to help!?
Taciturn Female Healer
I'll help!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait, weren't you fighting the big bad guy?
Taciturn Female Healer
Oh, I'm done with that.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You've won!? How are we going to sponge off bonus Experience Points if you've beaten Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian!?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Speak for yourself, I've received hardly any Experience Points!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You can't seriously be done with Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian already!?
Taciturn Female Healer
I'm indeed done with him.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
How did you defeat Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian so quickly?
Taciturn Female Healer
It's Round 4.
Almost KO-ed Troll
Look, I know you hero-types are winning, but we're still in a fight here. Would you people just stop talking so much and finish us off!?
***
Part 3: The Mid-Boss
Part 5: The Interim
Adventures of Heroes Who Talk Too Much
Dungeon Raid, Part 3: The Mid-Boss
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman and with my companions, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace, Typical Bespectacled Mage and Taciturn Female Healer, I shall face you, Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian, in combat!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You forgot to mention your Big-Ass Sword.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
That is indeed true. Might I entreat you to grant me another chance at the introduction?
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Sure, why not?
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman with my Big-Ass Sword! With my companions, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace, Typical Bespectacled Mage and Taciturn Female Healer, I shall face you in combat!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
I am Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian and I shall face you directly in combat! Taking advantage of the Ambush Round, my fellow Trolls and Goblins shall attack from the back!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I shall begin with the mighty swing of my Big-Ass Sword!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
I shall point out that your Big-Ass Sword failed to penetrate my armor!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I shall now realize the difficulty of my current situation!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
My arrows are just bouncing off that big guy's armor! I'm hardly doing damage!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
He looks like the physical type. He likely has high Physical Attack and Defense, probably with weak defenses in magic.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Then you should go support our spiky-haired idiot!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
But we're supposed to cover Taciturn Female Healer!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
She can handle all these Trolls and Goblins by herself.
Taciturn Female Healer
Slash, hack, whee!!
Recently-Dispatched Spear-Wielding Troll
I'm Out! T-T
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You heard her, let's go!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Okay, but isn't this a complete reversal of what we agreed back at the inn, when we agreed to leave the big guy to Taciturn Female Healer while the rest of us mop up the smaller fries?
***
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
How long can you take my blows, little spiky-haired one? You're hardly hurting me!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I must admit the direness of my present circumstances. It is my hope that my 42 Cases of Healing Potions shall be sufficient to keep me in good health until victory!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Yes, your situation is... wait. 42 Cases of Healing Potions!? Why are you even carrying that much? And where do you even carry them!?
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Seriously, our spiky-haired idiot is losing the fight against a big guy wearing pink, of all colors!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'm here with my spells of destruction. Just keep the opposing combatants off me while I barbeque a Mid-Boss!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's the easiest job in the world with Taciturn Female Healer occupying all the smaller fries. I can just take potshots for experience.
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Reserves, attack their range heroes.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait, he didn't send everyone from the start!?
***
Female Goblin Stabber #1
Mid-boss's Reserve Squad of Female Goblin Stabbers, attack!
Female Goblin Stabber #2
That Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace is way too beautiful to be allowed to live!
Female Goblin Stabber #3
You're absolutely right! Being consumed by jealousy over her beauty, my hatred thus grows irrationally!
Female Goblin Stabber #1
It's the enemy of all females! All Female Goblin Stabbers, attack Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
There the ladies go to play again. Well, she is doing her job of keeping our enemies off me and it does make it easier to focus on my task of blasting the physically-tough, magically-vulnerable Mid-Boss. I think I shall start with the Fire spell I've been contemplating...
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Will you just stop your monologue and help me!!!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It would now appear that the upper-hand has fallen onto me and my fellow companions for I am able to endure your heavy blows while Typical Bespectacled Mage casts his spells of destruction!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Oh, really? Time to use Stunning Roar then. *roar*
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Curses, I'm Stunned and unable to cast!
***
Part 2: The Commencement
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman and with my companions, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace, Typical Bespectacled Mage and Taciturn Female Healer, I shall face you, Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian, in combat!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You forgot to mention your Big-Ass Sword.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
That is indeed true. Might I entreat you to grant me another chance at the introduction?
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Sure, why not?
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I am Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman with my Big-Ass Sword! With my companions, Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace, Typical Bespectacled Mage and Taciturn Female Healer, I shall face you in combat!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
I am Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian and I shall face you directly in combat! Taking advantage of the Ambush Round, my fellow Trolls and Goblins shall attack from the back!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I shall begin with the mighty swing of my Big-Ass Sword!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
I shall point out that your Big-Ass Sword failed to penetrate my armor!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I shall now realize the difficulty of my current situation!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
My arrows are just bouncing off that big guy's armor! I'm hardly doing damage!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
He looks like the physical type. He likely has high Physical Attack and Defense, probably with weak defenses in magic.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Then you should go support our spiky-haired idiot!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
But we're supposed to cover Taciturn Female Healer!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
She can handle all these Trolls and Goblins by herself.
Taciturn Female Healer
Slash, hack, whee!!
Recently-Dispatched Spear-Wielding Troll
I'm Out! T-T
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You heard her, let's go!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Okay, but isn't this a complete reversal of what we agreed back at the inn, when we agreed to leave the big guy to Taciturn Female Healer while the rest of us mop up the smaller fries?
***
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
How long can you take my blows, little spiky-haired one? You're hardly hurting me!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I must admit the direness of my present circumstances. It is my hope that my 42 Cases of Healing Potions shall be sufficient to keep me in good health until victory!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Yes, your situation is... wait. 42 Cases of Healing Potions!? Why are you even carrying that much? And where do you even carry them!?
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Seriously, our spiky-haired idiot is losing the fight against a big guy wearing pink, of all colors!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'm here with my spells of destruction. Just keep the opposing combatants off me while I barbeque a Mid-Boss!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
That's the easiest job in the world with Taciturn Female Healer occupying all the smaller fries. I can just take potshots for experience.
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Reserves, attack their range heroes.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait, he didn't send everyone from the start!?
***
Female Goblin Stabber #1
Mid-boss's Reserve Squad of Female Goblin Stabbers, attack!
Female Goblin Stabber #2
That Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace is way too beautiful to be allowed to live!
Female Goblin Stabber #3
You're absolutely right! Being consumed by jealousy over her beauty, my hatred thus grows irrationally!
Female Goblin Stabber #1
It's the enemy of all females! All Female Goblin Stabbers, attack Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
There the ladies go to play again. Well, she is doing her job of keeping our enemies off me and it does make it easier to focus on my task of blasting the physically-tough, magically-vulnerable Mid-Boss. I think I shall start with the Fire spell I've been contemplating...
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Will you just stop your monologue and help me!!!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It would now appear that the upper-hand has fallen onto me and my fellow companions for I am able to endure your heavy blows while Typical Bespectacled Mage casts his spells of destruction!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Oh, really? Time to use Stunning Roar then. *roar*
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Curses, I'm Stunned and unable to cast!
***
Part 2: The Commencement
Dungeon Raid, Part 2: The Commencement
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wow, my very first Dungeon Raid!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Now the first thing to remember about Dungeons is that the denizens have the advantage. Namely, they'll likely have-
Sudden Goblin Interruption
Ambush Round!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, that.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
All right, having literally beat that Sudden Goblin Interruption away, I shall continue with my explanation. The denizens are more likely to call-
Another Goblin Nuisance
Ambush Round!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Will you stop interrupting!?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Now then, after Another Goblin Nuisance is done, as I was saying, having the advantage of territory, the denizens have a higher chance of...
Taciturn Female Healer
Ambush Round!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Again!? Wait, we're calling it this time?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Okay, having won that expectedly easy fight, I'll continue my explanation...
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Uh, I think I've figured it out by now.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You have?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
The local population in the Dungeon is more likely to call an Ambush Round. And when they do, we can't change our formation while they're free to position themselves.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
So you have.
One More Goblin Interruption
Ambush Round!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I do readily perceive that we shall soon face worthier opponents. As such, I shall put forth the suggestion that we review our formation to best meet our enemy!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We've agreed that Taciturn Female Healer is going to tank.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then it is with reluctance that I take my place behind Taciturn Female Healer.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Right, and I'll hold the back... where it's safer.
Ambushing Lesser Troll
Ambush Round! I and my two Lesser Troll buddies are attacking the puny Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace from the back!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait a minute! In an Ambush Round, they can come from any direction!? I was nearly sent Out the last time!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
It's common knowledge. It should've been covered while you were in college.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I must've missed that lesson... But that means the back isn't totally safe. Something big could attack from the back! Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman, you've to cover our rear!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I hereby protest! A leader's place should not be at the back of his companions!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'm sorry, but she's right. That attack from the back by three Lesser Trolls could've taken out Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace. We can't risk losing a, er, 'valued' member of our party.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It was just fortunate that you've supplied me with Healing Potions before the Raid.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then it is with extreme reluctance that I, Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman, take up position at the rear, where I shall guard the backs of my dear, dear companions.
Goblin Stabber Interrupting Squad Leader
Ambush Round! Me and my Squad of Goblin Stabbers shall attack from the front!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Stormed by the denizens of this perilous Dungeon, valiant has our party striven to defend ourselves, though perhaps too valiant for the battle was done before I had the opportunity to display my prowess with my Big-Ass Sword, thus denying me valuable Experience Points, leaving only meager loot for compensation.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
TL; DR!!!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
He's complaining that by the time he made it to the front, the battle's over.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh, why didn't you just say so?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This is ridiculous. It seems that no matter what formation we arrange ourselves in, there's always some problem with it.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's the Ambush Rounds!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We need a few Scout skills to reduce the chance of being Ambushed. Don't Archers get them?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Later, at a higher level.
Taciturn Female Healer
Dungeons do tend to be unpredictable.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Maybe we should be unpredictable too.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You mean we should just randomly arrange our formation?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Let's try that!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I don't think I'd like the idea of a random formation.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh, quit complaining just because you're randomly assigned to the front.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It appears to me that the positions at the front and the rear of the party would best be covered by the sturdiest of our members, which are myself and Taciturn Female Healer. Thus far, we've met but reasonable opposition that do not greatly exceed our strength. As Taciturn Female Healer does not require Experience Points as dearly as I do, perhaps it is best that I ward the front and she, the rear.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You just want to lead at the front again, don't you?
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It is rightful that a leader's place should be at the front of his companions, leading the way into danger!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Look at the happy idiot.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'm just worried that we'll face something you can't handle.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It has been my observation that the greatest opposition we have faced thus far were a trio of Lesser Trolls. I am certain I could occupy a company of such strength while my companions gather together for a counter-attack!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, yes, but you do realize that if they attack from the back, you'll be behind your companions in the resulting battle.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It has also been my observation that I have been at the back of my companions in too many battles thus far. It is my hope that the next fight shall have me at the forefront, ready to engage the enemy!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Ambush Round! I, Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian, the Mid-Boss of Tame Mossy Caverns Of Purple Flowers, shall attack from the front!
***
Wow, my very first Dungeon Raid!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Now the first thing to remember about Dungeons is that the denizens have the advantage. Namely, they'll likely have-
Sudden Goblin Interruption
Ambush Round!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, that.
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
All right, having literally beat that Sudden Goblin Interruption away, I shall continue with my explanation. The denizens are more likely to call-
Another Goblin Nuisance
Ambush Round!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Will you stop interrupting!?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Now then, after Another Goblin Nuisance is done, as I was saying, having the advantage of territory, the denizens have a higher chance of...
Taciturn Female Healer
Ambush Round!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Again!? Wait, we're calling it this time?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Okay, having won that expectedly easy fight, I'll continue my explanation...
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Uh, I think I've figured it out by now.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You have?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
The local population in the Dungeon is more likely to call an Ambush Round. And when they do, we can't change our formation while they're free to position themselves.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
So you have.
One More Goblin Interruption
Ambush Round!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I do readily perceive that we shall soon face worthier opponents. As such, I shall put forth the suggestion that we review our formation to best meet our enemy!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We've agreed that Taciturn Female Healer is going to tank.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then it is with reluctance that I take my place behind Taciturn Female Healer.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Right, and I'll hold the back... where it's safer.
Ambushing Lesser Troll
Ambush Round! I and my two Lesser Troll buddies are attacking the puny Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace from the back!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
MUMMY~!!!
***
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Wait a minute! In an Ambush Round, they can come from any direction!? I was nearly sent Out the last time!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
It's common knowledge. It should've been covered while you were in college.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
I must've missed that lesson... But that means the back isn't totally safe. Something big could attack from the back! Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman, you've to cover our rear!
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
I hereby protest! A leader's place should not be at the back of his companions!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'm sorry, but she's right. That attack from the back by three Lesser Trolls could've taken out Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace. We can't risk losing a, er, 'valued' member of our party.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It was just fortunate that you've supplied me with Healing Potions before the Raid.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Then it is with extreme reluctance that I, Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman, take up position at the rear, where I shall guard the backs of my dear, dear companions.
Goblin Stabber Interrupting Squad Leader
Ambush Round! Me and my Squad of Goblin Stabbers shall attack from the front!
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
Stormed by the denizens of this perilous Dungeon, valiant has our party striven to defend ourselves, though perhaps too valiant for the battle was done before I had the opportunity to display my prowess with my Big-Ass Sword, thus denying me valuable Experience Points, leaving only meager loot for compensation.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
TL; DR!!!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
He's complaining that by the time he made it to the front, the battle's over.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh, why didn't you just say so?
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
This is ridiculous. It seems that no matter what formation we arrange ourselves in, there's always some problem with it.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
It's the Ambush Rounds!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
We need a few Scout skills to reduce the chance of being Ambushed. Don't Archers get them?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Later, at a higher level.
Taciturn Female Healer
Dungeons do tend to be unpredictable.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Maybe we should be unpredictable too.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
You mean we should just randomly arrange our formation?
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Let's try that!
***
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I don't think I'd like the idea of a random formation.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Oh, quit complaining just because you're randomly assigned to the front.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It appears to me that the positions at the front and the rear of the party would best be covered by the sturdiest of our members, which are myself and Taciturn Female Healer. Thus far, we've met but reasonable opposition that do not greatly exceed our strength. As Taciturn Female Healer does not require Experience Points as dearly as I do, perhaps it is best that I ward the front and she, the rear.
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
You just want to lead at the front again, don't you?
***
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It is rightful that a leader's place should be at the front of his companions, leading the way into danger!
Gorgeous Lady Archer of Epic Grace
Look at the happy idiot.
Typical Bespectacled Mage
I'm just worried that we'll face something you can't handle.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It has been my observation that the greatest opposition we have faced thus far were a trio of Lesser Trolls. I am certain I could occupy a company of such strength while my companions gather together for a counter-attack!
Typical Bespectacled Mage
Yes, yes, but you do realize that if they attack from the back, you'll be behind your companions in the resulting battle.
Cliched Spikey-Haired Swordsman
It has also been my observation that I have been at the back of my companions in too many battles thus far. It is my hope that the next fight shall have me at the forefront, ready to engage the enemy!
Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian
Ambush Round! I, Pink-Armored Minotaur Guardian, the Mid-Boss of Tame Mossy Caverns Of Purple Flowers, shall attack from the front!
***
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